If you can't beat them, cheat.
Words to live by, words to win by. Drink beer. Don't marry unless you want to sell all your toys. Drink milk, it does a body good. Drive American, unless you like being a weenie. If you aren't going to go all the way, stop before you waste your time. Drink lots of beer.
Always watch TV from a Lazy Boy Chair. Always hoot at the chicks. Always kick ass in fights. Always cheat if you think you're going to loose! Always drink American beer.
If someone is in your way, push 'em out of it, man, who the hell do they think they are for getting in your way. I'm number one and I can prove it. You got to live full, fast and fun, because you are going to die someday.
How do you know when your on the right D-Mann track? When women slap you, and you have pending lawsuits.
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